Laughable answers I have received to my legitimate email questions

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With a few laughable remarks thrown in…

… by Bob Stanley


Q. Why don’t you believe Jesus in Matthew 26:26, when He said “This IS My Body?”

A. From an SDA:

Because His body would be used up in no time if it really were.”

Never mind the fact that Jesus Christ is GOD and is unlimited in all ways. Also, obviously this person had never heard that Jesus had fed 5000 people with only 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, and there were still leftovers after all were satisfied. Mark 6:34-44


For those who believe in the True Presence only at the Last Supper, and not ever since:

Q. Since in John 6, Jesus spoke to His Disciples as well as the crowd of Jews, as shown in John 6:25,41,52, why then do you say it was only His true presence that one time? How can you ignore the fact that He spoke to all of us in John 6:42-66? Only His disciples were at the Last Supper, and no one else. Does that mean all the rest of us are excluded in John 6? How can you not see yourself in John 6:66 as not believing His words and walking away from Him?

A. He was only speaking to the Jews, and it was they who walked away, not us.

Okay, then I am forced to believe that we are excluded when any group is addressed in the Bible, so 90% + of Scripture does not even apply to us since we were not the Jews or their predecessors, the Hebrews, who were the ones being addressed. This brings up an interesting question. Since GOD gave the 10 Commandments to Moses, and the Hebrews, then we do not have to abide by them right?


Q. Why don’t you call the Mother of GOD ‘Blessed’ as stated in Luke 1:48, “All generations shall call me Blessed?”

A. From an SDA:

Because ‘will’ means it will happen sometime in the future.”

I am forced to concede that this person does not see himself as part of “All Generations.” What about all the generations of SDA’s who have passed away? Did not this verse apply to them also? When does the ‘future’ arrive?


Mormon:

Q. How do you equate the introduction to the Book of Mormon where it says, “The Book of Mormon is Comparable to the Bible…and contains as does the Bible, the fulness of the everlating Gospel”, and, it is “The most correct book on earth”, with Galatians 1:8-9? “If anyone preach a Gospel to you other than that which you have received, let him be anathema.”

A. From a Mormon:

It is the same Gospel.”

Hmmm, never mind that Galatians was written in the first century and the Book of Mormon wasn’t written until the 19th century. Same Gospel?


The most idiotic remark I have ever received by email…

From an SDA:

You are brainwashed by Catholic literature. If you want to know the truth of what the Catholic Church teaches, you have to go outside of the Catholic Church such as SDA, or this list of books to read.”


Every author of those books was a known heretic and hater of the Catholic Church. Now I am so sure I will find the ‘truth’ of the Catholic Church in SDA literature…right? If you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you.

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